英语小故事一
锄地
What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?
Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe
圣诞老人喜欢在花园里做什么?
答案：锄地。(英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是锄草之意，ho则是圣诞老人的笑声。)
英语小故事二
The thief and the judge
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked。
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant。
"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner。
It's time to celebrate Christmas, Biscuit.
该庆祝圣诞节了，小饼干。
Woof, woof!
汪汪！
We have our warm woolly sweaters. Let's join the fun!
我们穿上暖和的羊毛衫。我们也来一起玩儿吧！
Oh, Biscuit! There's the Christmas tree! It's filled with sparkling lights.
噢，小饼干！那是圣诞树！它上面挂满了闪闪发光的灯。
And lots of shiny ornaments!
还有很多闪亮的饰品！
Woof, woof!
汪汪！
We can all sing Christmas carols around the tree, Biscuit.
我们可以一起坐在圣诞树旁唱圣诞颂歌，小饼干。
Funny puppy! Where did you find that fuzzy scarf?
有趣的小狗！你从哪儿找到了那条毛绒绒的围巾？
Woof, woof!
汪汪！
Hooray! We're going for a sleigh ride!
好耶！我们要去坐雪橇了！
Just feel the horse's furry mane.
快来摸一摸马身上毛茸茸的鬃毛。
Woof, woof!
汪汪！
Jingle! Jingle!
叮当！叮当！
The sleigh bells are ringing. We're ready to go!
雪橇铃响了。我们要出发了！
Merry Christmas, Biscuit!
圣诞快乐，小饼干！
